Monday, November 9, 2009

Your Terminated F#@*ER!

First things first, i must apologize for my absence. Things have been busy, and this time... that is totes a good thing. the radio-time, the movies iv'e seen and the new people ive met have just gotten better and better. I definitley feel like the luckiest little girl at the ball (metaphorically speaking... i am very much a boy at the ball.) Sadly, though, there has been so much awesomeness happening recently that it cannot all fit in one post so im gonna put some highlights up for the moment and hit then make like Pat Benetar and hit you with my best shot.

First off, remember the Terminator?


Yes, i am now the first person EVER to take down th biggest pancake breakfast in S. Florida. Granted, im pretty sure the agony of my tumbly was revenge enough for the Terminator, but such is the price of glory. Now granted, this is TOTES not vegan, in fact i think its the exact opposite... but that topic is going to delve into a whole other realm of things so i think im going to save that for the next post. Just, be forewarned, it will most likely be long-winded and highly introspective..... read at your own risk.

Also, another first on Panclayke... VIDEO REVIEWS. You see, there are a whole bunch of culinary wonders about S. Florida which i have yet to discover and feel deprived as a result. I mean, im talking places that even Guy Fieri forgot to visit when he was down here. Now THAT is messed up. Plus, i feel a bit boxed in cooking for myself all the time (especially since i can REALLY only make pancakes). Ergo, I decided to do my own little culinary findings and bring them to the masses. Let me know what you think and enjoy the first.... 'Rideo'!

Well, Ladies and Gentlemen, there you have it. Tune in next time for yet another pan-creation and perhaps another Rideo. I cant give too much away but i think there may be something about egg nog and a fun thing to do with oats. Until then, this is PanClayke reminding you that no dogs were harmed in the making of this 'Rideo'.


  1. I'm going to have to one up you on the burrito there because the one I had for dinner tonight was EVEN larger. Seriously, massive. It's at a place called the hobbit cafe which I will have to take you to when you finally visit Houston and it's called the hobbit wrap. I chose to stuff mine with probably about 2 lbs each worth of black beans and guac and then had to devour it with a fork because I couldn't even lift it off the plate. And it all came wrapped up in about a 20 in tomato basil tortilla, omg.

    But you totally have ROCKED my socks off with that pancake, I can't believe you did that!!! You are a king! I think my stomach would have literally ripped in half. I want some more details on how you managed it next time we talk.

    Very happy to hear you're enjoying the job, and just so you know, getting to see your cutie face and hearing your voice has made my night :)

    big hugs sir Clay xoxo

  2. Wow that was the most badass thing I've ever seen haha. YAY

  3. Love it! Glad you were able to accomplish that goal, even if its not quite vegan :)

  4. Clay I loved the video. That is the biggest burrito I have ever seen. By the way where is that place I have never heard of it?

  5. That's a pancake?? HOW?? :/

    <3 <3

  6. Kick ass! Is it me or is this Terminator bigger than the previous one, at least in terms of toppings?
    Anyways, awesome job Clay! hehehe. This kind of reminds me of winning the jager-bomb off the other night. Good times indeed. ^.^

  7. Damn!! That pancake is bigger than the size of a regular pizza!! I am very, very impressed! Wooohooo!

  8. ahh LOVED this, it made my night! u are seriously the most awesome ever! omg that was huge! and 'the luckiet girl at the ball' i swear i laughed for like 5 minutes. :) :D


  9. you are certainly kick ass amazing, super ass and everything else in coolness :) one of the best posts ever

  10. Fabulous rideo! I am already looking forward to the next one...the dynamic between yourself and your mother was so sweet and funny. I think you should be a comedy duo ;) Actually (and I hope you take this as the compliment it's intended to be!) you remind me so much of Jim Carrey, who happens to be my favourite comedic actor.

    Congratulations on beating the Terminator! I bow to your pancake-consuming Godliness (it's a word if I say it is lol)

    I'm so happy that things are looking up for you as I can't think of many people more deserving of some serious sunshine in their life. Your comment to me was so lovely and I think you're prettty darn amazing yourself :)


  11. Woooo! That's a HUGE pancake! They must have needed a giant skillet too! A skillet is what they use to make pancakes right? o.O Lol. But that's beside the point. Loving this post!! xx

  12. clay you are so awesome.
    1. that pancake. i am blown away. it's HUGE! i can't believe you ate the whole thing but i'll bet it tasted fantastic and way to go :D
    2. your rideo? i was sitting home alone at my table laughing my head off and giggling to myself. you are awesome. i can't wait for the next one. wasn't it weird talking to yourself in the restaurant though? i mean, ok, shady neighbourhood, but aren't you sort of asking for it if you're sitting there talking to your phone? haha
    take care and thank you so much for the comment on my last post :)


    major props for conquering that plate.

  14. Pan-Clay-ke: 1
    Terminator: 1

    Guess you are equal, lol