Friday, January 8, 2010

ASK ME ABOUT MY WEINER!!!

Riddle me this.... what is it that you do on a trip to Austin that cannot be done IN Austin? Give up? Go get hot dogs in Houston. Yes friends, today we find our hero needed in another part of the lone star state to rescuse a parter in crime. The trip to Houston was fun, filled with Glee (volumes one and two!), some flirting with one of the most dense gas station attendants i have ever met (seriously, i used the word intimidated and she replied 'i guess i can be pretty imitated'... only in Texas) and finished off with more Mountain Dew than the nation of Ethiopia posesses. What can i say... i travel hard.

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Anyhoo, after the rescue and the drive back to austin (accompanied by the Avenue Q Soundtrack and more Glee) we were then whisked away to the land of 'Leslie' and proceeded to see how much gin could fill seven people in an hour. The answer.... a whole lot + five cans of cherry 7up and a box of ritz crackers. Isn''t science fun........ damental?

Well ladies and gentlemen, there you have it. Tune in next time for something that made Bobby Flay cry and perhaps the perfect way to celebrate the birth of the once and future 'King'. I mean Elvis... not Arthur. Until next time this is PanClayke reminding you that a girl without a 5 syllable vocabulary is what we in the 'biz' call a Deal-Breaker.

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